Today I finally realised why people like Sundays, I just lazed about all day long, had a hot bath and didn’t even have to have a roast for dinner, mum made a pasta bake because she was busy doing stuff and she’s going out with the cretin today. Andrew said that Steve was a major hobbit and that he thought our house was turning into his burrow. I couldn’t stop laughing, sometimes I think Andrew has no brain at all, but sometimes he comes out with a corker and you know that he is quite sharp – he is hugely right, Steve is a total hobbit.